Orkestra del Sol's European Election Special!!
Ladies and Gentlemen of the newly elected Europe,
****Please read this in a silly accent****
It's US! Can you see us wearing ROSETTES? RED and BLACK ones? For YOU! YOU who have voted.... with your feet. YOU who chose... with your hearts. "YOU-HOO that went with the FEELING" (sing it).
Thank you to everyone in the Czech republic, and possibly other countries, who voted ODS in last week's elections, believing it to be us, their friends, ORKESTRA DEL SOL, who entertained them so amusingly on TV last summer. The Swedish have a Pirate Party (apparently not a mis-spelling). Slovakia have the SMER campaign. But it's the Czech that have the ODS. But you don't want that ODS - you want THIS ODS! BRING ON THE BAND!
Just imagine the party - The ORKESTRA DEL SOL PARTY, PARTY PARTY PARTY! As your democratically chosen representatives of MUSICAL MAYHEM, we will unite the whole European Zone with DANCING and LAUGHTER. Bring on the tax-free GIGGLING, DANCING, HILARITY, and SWAYING (for the pensioners). Yes voters, GENERAL MUSICAL APPRECIATION is central to our policy of OVERALL FUN!
We shall polka them on the beaches. We shall waltz them in the nightclubs. We shall CARESS their EARS with joyous HARMONY and CALYPSO. Your festivals await us and WE ARE COMING to one near you.
Thank you for your vote.
The Orkestra
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UPCOMING GIGS FOR YOU!
June 14 – Oran Mor – GLASGOW – 8pm
June 17 – BIRNAM Arts Centre – 8pm
June 20 – Colour Meeting Festival – Policka, CZECH REP – 9.15pm
June 24 - Fusion Festival – Larz, GERMANY – 11pm
June 25 – Fusion Festival – Larz, GERMANY – 1pm
June 26 – Avalon Stage, GLASTONBURY FESTIVAL – 8pm
June 28 – Club Dada, Shangri-La, GLASTONBURY FESTIVAL– 1am
July 4 – Hat Fair, WINCHESTER – 4pm & 10pm
July 5 – BOURNEMOUTH Street Event – 3pm & 5.30pm
July 11 – TYNEMOUTH Festival – 1pm & 3.30pm
July 12 – SOUTH SHIELDS Festival – 1pm & 3pm
July 16 – Cornerstone, DIDCOT – 8pm
July 17 – Interstellar Arena, GLADE FESTIVAL – 11pm
July 18 – Pandora’s Playground, LATITUDE FESTIVAL – 3.15pm
July 19 – Cabaret Arena, LATITUDE FESTIVAL – 2pm & 9.30pm
Aug 7 – Hothouse Stage, BELLADRUM FESTIVAL - 6pm
Aug 11 – Fringe by the Sea, NORTH BERWICK
Aug 21 – The Lemon Tree, ABERDEEN – 8pm
Sept 4 – Olot Fiesta, Catalunya, SPAIN
Sept 6 – Eden Festival, DUMFRIES & GALLOWAY – 10.30pm
Sept 11 – The Tabernacle, Notting Hill, LONDON – 8pm
Sept 12 & 13 – BESTIVAL, Isle of Wight
Sept 16 – Bathgate Regal, BATHGATE Music Festival
****Please read this in a silly accent****
It's US! Can you see us wearing ROSETTES? RED and BLACK ones? For YOU! YOU who have voted.... with your feet. YOU who chose... with your hearts. "YOU-HOO that went with the FEELING" (sing it).
Thank you to everyone in the Czech republic, and possibly other countries, who voted ODS in last week's elections, believing it to be us, their friends, ORKESTRA DEL SOL, who entertained them so amusingly on TV last summer. The Swedish have a Pirate Party (apparently not a mis-spelling). Slovakia have the SMER campaign. But it's the Czech that have the ODS. But you don't want that ODS - you want THIS ODS! BRING ON THE BAND!
Just imagine the party - The ORKESTRA DEL SOL PARTY, PARTY PARTY PARTY! As your democratically chosen representatives of MUSICAL MAYHEM, we will unite the whole European Zone with DANCING and LAUGHTER. Bring on the tax-free GIGGLING, DANCING, HILARITY, and SWAYING (for the pensioners). Yes voters, GENERAL MUSICAL APPRECIATION is central to our policy of OVERALL FUN!
We shall polka them on the beaches. We shall waltz them in the nightclubs. We shall CARESS their EARS with joyous HARMONY and CALYPSO. Your festivals await us and WE ARE COMING to one near you.
Thank you for your vote.
The Orkestra
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
UPCOMING GIGS FOR YOU!
June 14 – Oran Mor – GLASGOW – 8pm
June 17 – BIRNAM Arts Centre – 8pm
June 20 – Colour Meeting Festival – Policka, CZECH REP – 9.15pm
June 24 - Fusion Festival – Larz, GERMANY – 11pm
June 25 – Fusion Festival – Larz, GERMANY – 1pm
June 26 – Avalon Stage, GLASTONBURY FESTIVAL – 8pm
June 28 – Club Dada, Shangri-La, GLASTONBURY FESTIVAL– 1am
July 4 – Hat Fair, WINCHESTER – 4pm & 10pm
July 5 – BOURNEMOUTH Street Event – 3pm & 5.30pm
July 11 – TYNEMOUTH Festival – 1pm & 3.30pm
July 12 – SOUTH SHIELDS Festival – 1pm & 3pm
July 16 – Cornerstone, DIDCOT – 8pm
July 17 – Interstellar Arena, GLADE FESTIVAL – 11pm
July 18 – Pandora’s Playground, LATITUDE FESTIVAL – 3.15pm
July 19 – Cabaret Arena, LATITUDE FESTIVAL – 2pm & 9.30pm
Aug 7 – Hothouse Stage, BELLADRUM FESTIVAL - 6pm
Aug 11 – Fringe by the Sea, NORTH BERWICK
Aug 21 – The Lemon Tree, ABERDEEN – 8pm
Sept 4 – Olot Fiesta, Catalunya, SPAIN
Sept 6 – Eden Festival, DUMFRIES & GALLOWAY – 10.30pm
Sept 11 – The Tabernacle, Notting Hill, LONDON – 8pm
Sept 12 & 13 – BESTIVAL, Isle of Wight
Sept 16 – Bathgate Regal, BATHGATE Music Festival
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